Random thoughts and jargon from my mind: 2008

Friday, February 15, 2008

If I were...

If I were an ice cream flavour I'd be caramel and vanilla, mixed.

If I were a fried food I'd be Primo burger from Eddies Takeaway down the road.

If I were an extreme sport I'd be the Dakar Rally.

If I were a retail store I'd be an electronics store full of the latest, greatest futuristic gadgets

If I were a vegetable I'd be a roast kumara

If I were a fruit I'd be a strawberry

If I were a building I'd be a skyscraper hotel with all the modern convieniences and my gadgets.

If I were a car I'd be a Chrysler 300c

About Me

Nine Layers: Peeling away the layers of me.
LAYER ONE:- Name: Roger John.– Birth date: 27th February 1969– Birthplace: Auckland, New Zealand– Current Location: Paekakariki, New Zealand– Eye Color: Hazel– Hair Color: Brown - Height:6 foot– Righty or Lefty: Righty– Zodiac Sign: The fish
LAYER TWO:– Your heritage: New Zealander.Think grandparents from Ireland and England– The shoes you wore today: My new floaters that Hay hates.– Your weakness: Being negitive.– Your fears: Not be able to provide for my family.– Your perfect pizza: Meat pie – Goal you’d like to achieve: Be nicer to people.
LAYER THREE:-Your most overused phrase on IM: LOL– Your first waking thoughts:What shit awaits me today at work.- Your most missed memory:Sunny days with no wind.– Your best physical feature: Eyes.
LAYER FOUR:– Pepsi or Coke: Coke– McDonald’s or Burger King: Hmmm, both have a lot to offer.– Adidas or Nike: Nike.-Chocolate or vanilla:Vanilla without a doubt.-Cappuccino or coffee: Mocha.
LAYER FIVE:– Smoke: No– Cuss: Sometimes.– Sing: Like a backstreet boy– Take a shower everyday: Yep, but debate with myself about morning or night shower better.- Do you think you’ve been in love: I am in Love.– Want to go to college: Nah- Liked high school: Hated it.– Want to get married: Already married– Believe in yourself: Nah.– Get motion sickness: Nope, the more motion the better it is I always say.– Think you’re attractive: No.– Think you’re a health freak: No way, unless you class takeaways as health food.– Get along with your parent(s):Suppose so, but still hold old feelings of growing up.– Like thunderstorms: Sure do.– Play an instrument: Could do, but dont get enough time LOL.
LAYER SIX: In the past month…– Drank alcohol: Yes. Only a couple. Not really fussed anymores.– Smoked: No– Done a drug: No– Made Out: Yes– Gone on a date: No– Gone to the mall?:Every week !!!!!!!– Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: No, but other brands yes– Eaten sushi: BLAHHHH.– Been on stage: No– Been dumped: No– Gone skating: No– Made homemade cookies: No– Gone skinny dipping: No– Dyed your hair: No– Stolen Anything: No.
LAYER SEVEN: Ever…– Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yeah, and cheat to win if i have to as well.– Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: WEll, theres a whole page story in this answer.– Been caught “doing something”: Yep– Been called a tease: Nah.– Gotten beaten up: YEP.– Shoplifted: Hasnt everyone???– Changed who you were to fit in: No chance, If you dont like me tough shite.
LAYER EIGHT:– Numbers and Names of Children: 4 GORGEOUS girls, Madison, Kyla, Denver and Sienna– Describe your Dream Wedding: Small with close friends.– How do you want to die : In my sleep.– What do you want to be when you grow up: Train Driver– What country would you most like to visit: Disneyland( I know its not a country Hay).
LAYER NINE:– Number of drugs taken illegally: Whos counting, cause I sure couldn't.– Number of people I could trust with my life: Not many, but a few I can think of.– Number of CDs that I own: Nodays bugger all cause they get scratched.– Number of piercings: One ear but closed now. – Number of tattoos: none– Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Dunno– Number of scars on my body : A few from being dragged up, not bought up.– Number of things in my past that I regret: Well again, I could write a whole page or two on this.

Friday, February 15, 2008

If I were...

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An eye for an eye (part 2)

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